Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Alea iacta est.

Hhhmmmm very interesting... it seems the Wolves are circling already, looking for weaknesses, where to strike, where the danger is, playing the game... Just like a trapped beast they seek a way.

SO here are a few predictions on how the next 6 months or so will go... lets tick them off together shall we...

1: 'He's got it ALL wrong'
2: 'Well.. WE have been looking into this for ages actually'
3: 'It's very very expensive.... Here's OUR version'
4: 'It's very very expensive.... Here's OUR version with Wetting Agent as a 12 x Monthly Programme'
5: 'No no NO! it's not that what you need... its this.......'
6: 'I can assure you that after X years in the game there is NOTHING new to be discovered in Sportsturf'
7: 'After X years of research we have ACTUALLY discovered THIS!'
8: 'Complete and utter rubbish, they have ALL been conned'
9: 'Its all Smoke and Mirrors...... Snake Oil... Where's the proof... What that.. that's not proof'
10: 'You're JUST paying for convenience in a bottle... Here's our version...'
11: 'The bloke's JUST a Contractor.... What could he POSSIBLY know...'
12: 'Well he's obviously on the 'take' somewhere'
13: 'It's a complete and utter rip-off... Nothing could possibly do what they say it is doing... Here's our version in a nice Monthly App Package'
14: 'I don't know what they are up to but they must all be on backhanders'
15: 'No no NO... You've got it ALL wrong.. That's like that because science tells us it's like that'
16: 'Foliar?... FOLIAR?!?... No No NO.. That's ALL wrong.... Here is this Granular Product
17: 'No no NO! Organic sourced nutrients are ALL good
18: 'Here is a whole YEARS worth of product the same for X, why would you buy that stuff'
19: 'No no NO.... there is ABSOLUTELY no proof dry product sources have no shelf life or can have application problems'
20: 'Oooops we may have got it wrong...........'

No at least half of these I have had already..... let me know when they start Jibber Jabbering it out there will you.....

Remember this date... the day you saw a Contractor become a Fortune Teller.....